Kim Kardashian Sex Tape, Sans Water Sports, Available Today

~ 3.21.07 ~

The wait is over… now you too can see Paris Hilton BFF Kim Kardashian getting boned by Brandy’s lil’ brother Ray-J. That’s right, Kim Kardashian—a chick so hot that Ray-J ditched her to tag Whitney Houston’s old ass—naked and nasty for your viewing and dolphin-waxing pleasure.

Sadly, if you’re expecting to see Kim deluged with golden showers (you nasty bastard), urine for disappointment. Vivid Video decided they needed to cut out Ray-J’s pee spree homage to R. Kelly, but I’m sure it will end up being peddled in some Internet back alley soon. Or is that puddled?


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  • 1 Lauren Conrad Definitely Has a Sex Tape Because Everyone Else Does, Too | Celebrity Hack || 5:58 pm on 4.6.07

    […] a tradition that started with Pam Anderson and has been continued by the likes of Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, and the mind-bogglingly busty Keeley […]

  • 2 Kim Kardashian Doesn’t Need Paris Anymore | Celebrity Hack || 12:20 pm on 4.10.07

    […] Sex tape starlet Kim Kardashian, who was Paris Hilton’s accessory of choice in 2006, is the latest BFF-turned-rival in the soap opera that is Paris’ life. Last Friday, Kim celebrated her birthday party in Vegas, but the heiress was nowhere to be found. Paris Hilton was a no-show at sometimes best friend Kim Kardashian’s birthday party in Las Vegas on Friday, and the word is that the two are best friends no more because of a clash of egos. […]

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    […] the NFL’s poster child, Reggie has to be worried about image maintenance. Dating a sex tape starlet like Kim could possibly prove more costly than unprotected sex and 18 years of child support, but […]

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