via Ninja DudeThe wait is over… now you too can see Paris Hilton BFF Kim Kardashian getting boned by Brandy’s lil’ brother Ray-J. That’s right, Kim Kardashian—a chick so hot that Ray-J ditched her to tag Whitney Houston’s old ass—naked and nasty for your viewing and dolphin-waxing pleasure.
Sadly, if you’re expecting to see Kim deluged with golden showers (you nasty bastard), urine for disappointment. Vivid Video decided they needed to cut out Ray-J’s pee spree homage to R. Kelly, but I’m sure it will end up being peddled in some Internet back alley soon. Or is that puddled?
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