via Suck My BlogThe celebrity sex tape—it’s a tradition that started with Pam Anderson and has been continued by the likes of Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, and the mind-bogglingly busty Keeley Hazell.
And now, Lauren Conrad is here to pick up the torch and run naked with it by starring in her own scandalous sex tape. Who the hell is Lauren Conrad? She’s one of the enterprising little tarts from MTV’s “reality” show The Hills, which I explained in detail when I introduced you to Heidi Montag and her new breasts.
Of course, Lauren is denying the existence of the tape because she probably licked Hills co-star Jason Wahler’s butt on film and let him finish strong with a money shot, and now she’s worried because she feels like she’ll have to do that for every guy from here on out… and sometimes you just don’t want to, ya know?
Oh, and then there’s that thing about her meat curtains…
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1 Heidi Montag Says the Lauren Conrad Sex Tape Exists! | Celebrity Hack || 10:41 am on 4.18.07
[…] news of Lauren Conrad’s sex tape broke a couple of weeks ago, it was widely reported that Hills co-star Heidi Montag didn’t […]
2 Paeszah || 11:12 pm on 1.1.08
SHUT UP! Laurens awesome! A sex tape.. So what? Shes a loyal friend and a good role model for teenagers out there compared to Paris Hilton, even is she did made a sex tape!