Surprise! Lindsay Lohan says she was in someone else’s pants.Wooo hoo… the spin coming out of the Lindsay Lohan camp is so dizzying I may just cut back on mescaline this week. What’s sad is that the spew is so amateurish. This plotline wouldn’t even make the cut for an episode of The Rockford Files.
Of all the silly things that are being said, I love this one the most:
They say the cocaine was not Lindsay’s, she was wearing someone else’s pants.
Someone else’s pants? How will they ever find the true cokehead now? The LAPD is going to have to staff up, because Lindsay has been in more people’s pants than anyone can count.