Lindsay Lohan commences to BlohanSo the Lindsay mystery video is all about Blowhan doing copious amounts of coke off of every available surface (no word on that poor rat though). What a shocker. Basically this footage confirms what we all know:
- Lindsay is a slut
- Lindsay loves drugs
- Lindsay is a slutty druggy
If that’s a bit too general for you, here are some details from the News of the World expose:
Then the Mean Girls star bragged to the others: “I’m going to New York tomorrow to f*** Jude Law.”
She SNORTED 20 lines of cocaine in ONE night alone.
STRIPPED down to a thong before inhaling the drug off a coffee table.
BRAGGED of wild sex sessions with a host of celebrities including singer James Blunt and model Calum Best.
“Going to rehab was all for publicity. She wanted people to see her seeking help but it hasn’t got her off the drugs at all.
Big deal. These pictures are not shocking in the least. You want to shock me, show me pictures of Lohan with no front teeth and a mop in her hand. Because that would mean you have a camera that can look into the future, and that’s pretty damn nifty.
Until then, check out the Blowhan pics below.
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1 stac || 4:30 pm on 5.7.07
Paris hilton could be the worst influance on society in the last 100 years… calling your girlfriend’s “sluts” is now considered an endearing term just like blacks using the N-word to reference their Ni***z. there is a blatant double standard going on and all of us girls should read this article so we watch what we say.
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