Lindsay Lohan Absolut-ly don’t need no stinking chaser.Ho Hum. Another morning, another hangover for Lindsay Lohan. Page Six reports that the underage, recently-rehabbed waif has been spotted brazenly hitting the sauce out in public again.
The unstoppable starlet hit the Anchor Bar on Spring Street with two pals and was spotted “drinking vodka straight from the bottle.” She then hopped down the street to Sway for Frankie Inglese’s Thursday night party, where she grooved for a good hour before going back to Anchor for another round. By 3 a.m., Lohan was on a jet back to L.A.
What’s become of tabloid journalism? Is this all we can expect… tired news of Lohan boozing it up in between coke pit stops? What I want is the good stuff from the good ol’ days, like Lindsay Lohan abducted by five-headed aliens, exclusive footage of anal probe only from the Enquirer! There’s just no quality anymore. It’s sad, really.
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