Last night in New York City, Lindsay Lohan came closer to an Oscar-winning performance than she probably ever will again. A paparazzo, who was standing perilously close to Lindsay’s BMW in order to snap a few pics of the blonde actress, flopped to the ground, claiming that Lindsay had hit him with her car.
Classic.
As a veteran of critically-acclaimed films like Freaky Friday and Herbie Fully Loaded, Lindsay certainly knows good acting when she sees it. Suffice it to say, she wasn’t fooled by the “paparazzo flop,” and shortly after the incident, she accused him of “faking it.”
The pap was taken to a nearby hospital for cheese with his whine, as well as for some remedial acting classes.
Oh, and thankfully, Lindsay’s dubs were unharmed in the incident.

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