Lindsay Lohan Lesbian? Try Bi-Sexual Babe

~ 4.17.07 ~

Lindsay Lohan watches DJ Samantha RonsonSamantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan

Various sources are reporting that Lindsay Lohan is in a lesbian relationship, stemming from the claims of a former publicist turned blogger. I’m sure no one would be surprised to learn that Lohan is a switch hitter, but these rumors involve more of a going-steady-type lesbian love affair with DJ Samantha Ronson rather than run-of-the-mill Hollywood bisexuality.

Yes, it is true. At least from all my sources. I have been part of 5 cover stories for the National Enquirer regarding Lindsay Lohan. She actually has always been quite open. I would love to name all the young Hollywood she has slept with, but I will keep that for the ‘book.’ Maybe she was tired of the boys and that is why she decided to spice it up with BFF Samantha Ronson. Here she gets a boy and a girl packaged all into one.

OK, well that sounds fairly lesbo. But you can’t ignore all the dudes Lohan has boinked, most recently James Blunt and reportedly even Kevin Federline. And this Samantha Ronson should change her name to Sam, or Robert, because she’s definitely mannish, man. I’m sticking with Lohan being bi-sexual, and so are my sheets.


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