Lindsay Lohan’s new movie, I Know Who Killed Me, is a box office flop.Lindsay Lohan’s film I Know Who Killed Me blew it at the box office like Blohan at a cock and coke party. The flick took 9th place at the box office with only $3.4 million in ticket sales, meaning most of the $35 million it took to shovel this crap will never be seen again.
In other good news, The Simple Life has been cancelled, meaning Nicole Richie and her skanky co-star are unemployed. Apparently the producers of the show were not able to work around the girls’ heavy prison schedules.
And speaking of the Herpes Heiress, looks like Grandpa Hilton has cut her out of his will to the tune of $60 million in lost Valtrex purchasing power. So, this out-of-work disinherited ex-con will likely be producing another sex tape soon, and if it co-stars an equestrian-level animal, I’ll start using her name again.
Who says Mondays suck?
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