Sienna Miller and Lindsay Lohan don’t know jack about the third ratSo, Page Six is reporting the existence of some mysterious cellphone video footage of Lindsay Lohan at a party. While being coy about the nature of what’s been captured, Page Six says that “it won’t sit well with her younger fans.” From there, the item goes sideways:
Apparently, all the naughtiness went down last week at a party at a private house in Beverly Hills that was also attended by her frenemy Paris Hilton, shipping heir Stavros Niarchos and Ryan Seacrest. At one point, the party was disrupted by a huge rat that ran into several rooms, causing revelers to scream, drop their drinks and run, until Niarchos kicked the rodent out onto a balcony.
OK, what’s with the rat? Here are the possibilities:
- Lohan was doing a line off of the rat
- Lohan was blowing the rat
- The rat actually exited Lohan’s ass before Niarchos drop kicked it.
All of these sound plausible to me. But really Page Six, is this news?
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