Lindsay Lohan: Paparazzi Serial Killer?

~ 5.11.07 ~

Lindsay Lohan works a magnum

So, here’s the Lindsay Lohan Radar Magazine cover that I told you about (full size after the jump). Lohan is looking sexy, and by sexy I mean I’d like to knock her upside her head except that half of the Colombian economy would shake out of her cranial cavities. Blowhan’s lawyer says that Lindsay is upset and bawling over getting outed for her copious cocaine use, but I think she’s simply inconsolable because her dealer got offed for cutting his coke with ground-up Pez and talcum powder in an attempt to replenish his drained stash.