Lindsay Lohan Holsters Vagina, Picks Up Pistol for Radar Magazine

~ 5.2.07 ~

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Lindsay Lohan, who thinks the only thing standing in between her and an Oscar is the paparazzi, will appear on the cover of Radar Magazine sporting a firearm as an implicit threat against celebrity newshounds everywhere.

Lindsay Lohan brandishes a Glock pistol on the cover of the June/July issue of Radar, out May 15, staring over a cover line that proclaims “Hollywood vs. the Paparazzi: It’s War!” Radar editor Maer Roshan writes that Lohan jumped at the chance to do the timely shoot after being accused of hitting a New York photographer with her car in March.

At least Lindsay is no longer pointing her beaver at the paparazzi. Handguns are no laughing matter, but Hohan’s punani is a Class A Biological Weapon, capable of taking out an entire night club of unsuspecting patrons, male and female. Consider yourself warned, and check out the Radar Magazine cover here.

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