Lindsay Lohan Drinks, Vogue Magazine Stinks, Tara Reid Shows Pink, and Other Hot Links
~ 3.16.07 ~

- Hey kids, do drugs!
- So the “hiccup ho” is hiccuping again… but she’s still fat and unpopular
- Notorious bitch Anna Wintour doesn’t think blogs should be in Vogue
- Lindsay Lohan is still drunk, but she has friends who are Mac users… Plus, just look at the picture above—she gets a free pass!
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- Not one to miss out on a party, Tara Reid leaves her bra at home and joins other celebrities wearing see-through tops!
- Angelina Jolie adopts another kid, he cries, she blames the paparazzi. Soooo exciting.
Mischa Barton blind, possibly retarded
- Kirsten Dunst gets an award, gets snaggletooth caught on lip
- Ryan Seacrest does gay things with another gay man to prove how gay he is
- Straighten up, it’s Alessandra Ambrosio!
- Oh, and more of the aforementioned 2007 AVN Awards Red Carpet photos
- Just because you have great tits doesn’t mean you can sing.
- Just because you have great tits does mean that people want to see pictures of your tits, especially pictures where you can almost see the nipples attached to said tits.
- Larry Birkhead just wants the Paternity Madness to end, so he canned his lawyer, Debra Opri
- Finally, unfunny nerds get fragged for being unfunny nerds.
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1 Mischa Barton » Mischa Barton March 16, 2007 4:18 pm || 3:18 pm on 3.16.07
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2 Star Jones, Party Starter | Celebrity Hack || 6:44 pm on 3.28.07
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