Lindsay Lohan is trying to get sleeping pills in rehab.Enough with Paris Hilton, I literally throw up in my mouth every time I hear her name. Mmm… Thai food! Luckily, Lindsay Lohan is still completely out of her mind, and it sounds like she is getting nothing out of rehab.
Lindsay managed to keep her Blackberry and is texting her friends - begging them for sleeping pills,” an insider told the Enquirer.
“She’s just playing at getting sober.”
Does this constitute playing with herself? If so, that’s almost as hot as the tales her former bodyguard Lee Weaver is telling of cocaine-fueled craziness, self-mutilation and lesbian sex… you know, with other chicks:
Weaver, 48, tells how the 20-year-old Mean Girls star:
- ATTACKED a gun-wielding cocaine dealer for ripping her off.
- SNORTED line after line with Simple Life star Nicole Richie in a TEN-HOUR binge.
- SLASHED her wrists with knives, sobbing that she “didn’t belong on this planet”.
- ENJOYED frenzied lesbian romps with scores of girls she picked up at parties — and even made a play for chart star Mariah Carey.
Come on now, this sounds no worse than the way me and my friends blew off steam in college. Who knew how much pressure those correspondence courses could put on a young man?
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