Lindsay Lohan plays a stripper in the movie I Know Who Killed MeWell, it looks like Lindsay can run to 6 weeks of rehab, and then run to Vegas to try to locate a solution that defeats an alcohol-monitoring device, but she can’t hide. Lohan turned herself in to the Beverly Hills cops for a bit of the old banana in the tailpipe. Either that or for that little DUI and cocaine thing back in May. I don’t really know, who reads this kind of crap?
But it does seem that Lindsay’s uncontrolled antics are having a negative impact on her career, whatever that is. Apparently her trip to Vegas right on the heels of her rehab didn’t go over well with the money people, and her flick “Poor Things” with Shirley MacLaine has been cancelled.
The insurers were said to worry that Lohan, despite wearing an alcohol-monitoring device around her ankle and claiming to take daily drug tests, had gone out clubbing with pals.
Dude, that’s a bummer. Shirley MacLaine could have totally shown Lindsay that in a past life, she was a no-good booze-swilling coke whore with huge daddy issues and a bleak future. And by past life, I mean earlier today.