We’ve known that Lindsay Lohan has been a wreck thanks to drugs and alcohol even after her alleged rehab, but now she’s gone and wrecked her car while drinking and driving.
Lohan, 20, and two other people were in her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 when it crashed on Sunset Boulevard around 5:30 a.m., Sgt. Mike Foxen said.
5:30 am? Damn, Lindsay was up early for her morning Starbucks, just before yoga and a wonderful walk on the beach as the sun came up, repeating affirmations of clean and sober living for a glorious new day. Or maybe she was on her way to pick up another 8 ball. Either way… damn curbs. Always jumping out at you outta nowhere.
Oh, and it gets better. Apparently my 8 ball theory isn’t that far off:
The charge is a misdemeanor, but McCann said Lohan, just three months out of rehab, could be facing additional felony counts after officers recovered “usable amount” of “additional contraband” preliminarily identified as cocaine. McCann said Lohan was not carrying the substance, but declined to say where it was found.
Paris and Lindsay, reunited in jail as BFF? If only justice were that swift…
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