via Daily MailMuch to the chagrin of her less-existential husband, Madonna has resorted to blowing her money on Kabbalah donations.
But Guy Ritchie is just going to have to deal, because Kabbalah is so different from all those other crazy religious sects.
I mean, what other sect lets you go to parties dressed up like a wannabe-Jewish member of the Village People?
Besides, Kabbalah promises happiness to wealthy donors, and at the end of the day, aren’t we all just looking for a little public recognition and personal validation for our charitable deeds?
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