Madonna prefers the feminine touch that only a purple strap-on dildo can provide.Nothing like jolly old London for an evening stroll and the purchase of a Purple Penetrator Strap-On dildo. The stories I could tell you…
But enough about high school. Here’s Madonna leaving London’s Claridges Hotel yesterday with the illustrious Purple Penetrator strap-on, in a clear bag naturally, for privacy’s sake. Guy looks pretty excited in anticipation of getting a bit bent, so I guess he’s into it. Or else doing research for a new prison flick. Who knows?

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1 david || 1:59 pm on 9.12.07
I can’t help wondering if this is Photoshopped. I mean, she could have someone buy it for her, no? Still funny though.
2 anonymous || 4:15 pm on 6.7.08
this is exactly why people keep slamming her. old attention whore making her husband look stupid.