Madonna Buys a Strap-On, Guy Ritchie
Takes it Like a Man

~ 9.12.07 ~

Madonna strap-on dildoMadonna prefers the feminine touch that only a purple strap-on dildo can provide.

Nothing like jolly old London for an evening stroll and the purchase of a Purple Penetrator Strap-On dildo. The stories I could tell you…

But enough about high school. Here’s Madonna leaving London’s Claridges Hotel yesterday with the illustrious Purple Penetrator strap-on, in a clear bag naturally, for privacy’s sake. Guy looks pretty excited in anticipation of getting a bit bent, so I guess he’s into it. Or else doing research for a new prison flick. Who knows?

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2 comments... add one!

  • 1 david || 1:59 pm on 9.12.07

    I can’t help wondering if this is Photoshopped. I mean, she could have someone buy it for her, no? Still funny though.

  • 2 anonymous || 4:15 pm on 6.7.08

    this is exactly why people keep slamming her. old attention whore making her husband look stupid.

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