Mariah Carey Too Good for Economy Class, Flies Retard Instead

~ 2.15.07 ~

According to reports, the producers of Mariah Carey’s new film Tennessee asked her to fly economy class in order to cut costs. But hey, what real diva flies with the plebes in the economy section? No, certainly, Mariah needs something suitable for a star! So, what’d she do?

Instead of purchasing a business class seat and swilling $5 mini-bottles of vodka like every other rich jerk, Mariah bought out the entire economy section and flew across the country in spite of her producers.

Because money grows on trees, especially when you’re a diva.

With gigantic sunglasses.

In wintertime.

Truth be told, though, I’m surprised the fuselage was big enough for her fat ass and monster ego.


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2 comments... add one!

  • 1 fendi || 3:27 pm on 2.16.07

    What?? Glitter….um, no…that wasn’t me…

  • 2 wopbaby || 8:29 pm on 2.16.07

    well i still used the first class loo …