via TMZI’m bringin’ rhinestone back… YEAH. I’m bringin’ rhinestone back… YEAH.
Seriously, though, TMZ.com is reporting that Jacko “might … ‘mentor’ the impressionable young talent” on American Idol during a Michael Jackson-themed week of the show.
With Idol ratings sagging like grandma’s boobs, I can’t think of anything better to recapture the public’s attention than getting desperate contestants to try the moonwalk while grabbing their crotches.
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1 Haggis || 8:26 pm on 2.14.07
Now that they’ve grown out of the “cute” phase, Michael then unhinged his jaw and devoured his children whole.
2 mojodelirium || 11:35 am on 2.15.07
Michael Jackson gives an approving smile to being cast as Vampire Motown in the upcoming sequel, “Interview With A Vampire 2: We’ve Come For Your Children”.
3 ducci23 || 2:49 pm on 2.15.07
Amrican Idol Michael Jackson week, sponsored by “Jesus Juice” now with 10% more Jesus