Michael Jackson to Divert Attention Away from a Drunken Paula Abdul
on American Idol?

~ 2.14.07 ~

Michael Jacksonvia TMZ

I’m bringin’ rhinestone back… YEAH. I’m bringin’ rhinestone back… YEAH.

Seriously, though, TMZ.com is reporting that Jacko “might … ‘mentor’ the impressionable young talent” on American Idol during a Michael Jackson-themed week of the show.

With Idol ratings sagging like grandma’s boobs, I can’t think of anything better to recapture the public’s attention than getting desperate contestants to try the moonwalk while grabbing their crotches.

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3 comments... add one!

  • 1 Haggis || 8:26 pm on 2.14.07

    Now that they’ve grown out of the “cute” phase, Michael then unhinged his jaw and devoured his children whole.

  • 2 mojodelirium || 11:35 am on 2.15.07

    Michael Jackson gives an approving smile to being cast as Vampire Motown in the upcoming sequel, “Interview With A Vampire 2: We’ve Come For Your Children”.

  • 3 ducci23 || 2:49 pm on 2.15.07

    Amrican Idol Michael Jackson week, sponsored by “Jesus Juice” now with 10% more Jesus

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