Michele Merkin always falls for the “don’t pull this lever” water trickYou’ve got to love model babes like Michele Merkin. Not only has she sexed up popular TV shows like E! News, For Love or Money, and Red Eye, but she also played the character Joanna Dark in the Perfect Dark video game.
And as if that weren’t enough, she now hosts a TV show on the Style Network named “Foody Call,” wherein she helps out loser guys who don’t know that White Castle and Star Trek DVDs are basic forms of chick repellent. It’s like Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, except men might actually watch this version because of the a la carte T and A.
Oh, and did I mention that she’s comfortable wearing next to nothing in front of the camera? See what I mean after the jump.
Fun fact: a merkin is a pubic wig! Freaky! This chick probably wants to get hitched as soon as possible so she can change her name.

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1 Dan uhm Merkn || 9:59 am on 11.27.07
Are you from Venezuela? I THINK we are relatives. So THIS IS NOT ONE OF THOSE E’s. My e is there. I believe you know Eugene Merkin , he died day before yesterday. Ok e me please