Nick Nolte: Drunk or Homeless?

~ 7.19.07 ~

Nick NolteNick Nolte passed out at the Kauai Airport in Hawaii.

After Nick Nolte took one of the most classic celebrity mug shots ever when arrested for DUI in 2002, you’d hope the guy would get his act together. And he has. His act is more hilarious than ever.

Dripping in sweat and barely able to keep his bloodshot eyes open, a handlebar-mustached Nick Nolte stunned travelers at the Kauai Airport this week — by passing out cold on the terminal floor!

According to the source, Nolte was still extremely friendly despite his groggy state – chatting with fans and allowing passengers to snap photos, however, he wasn’t entirely functional. “At one point we helped him put a dollar in the vending machine.”

Well, come on now… those vending machines are tricky. Especially when you’re trying to buy condoms in the bathroom and you’re distracted by the site of your date hiking up her skirt to use the urinal. At this point you’re thinking, is there something Frank isn’t telling me about herself?


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2 comments... add one!

  • 1 Janine || 3:28 pm on 7.19.07

    I mean there’s a bit of a difference laughing at celebrities of today and their stupidity..ie: Britney’s over the top fashions and unfortunate parenting skills, but making a joke out of an older person who could have possibly just fallen (put aside the fact that he could have been high or drunk), or passed out is just really rude, and shows the tactless nature of paperazzi..and that they are just out for a quick buck. Its unfortunate that this happened to this actor..as far as I know he’s had some good movies in past years.

  • 2 Celebrity Hack || 7:17 pm on 7.19.07

    He was passed out for 2 hours, and clearly intoxicated. I like Nolte as much as the next guy, but he needs help, badly.

    Also, regular people took the pictures and reported the story, not paparazzi. Everything was just passed on to TMZ. Being a celebrity with a substance abuse problem is a lot harder than it used to be.

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