Nicky Hilton Shows Her Naughty Bits While You Try and Figure Out If Any of This Crap is Really Newsworthy
~ 3.20.07 ~
- Last night, Heather Mills McCartney made her debut on Dancing with the Stars, and the judges pegged her as the future bride of Satan—6, 6, 6!
- Any excuse to check out Keira Knightley for two hours is a good one. Throw in some Johnny Depp, and your
wife slutty, nubile secretary with 36 DD’s might even join you!
- Henceforth, March 20th will forever be known as “Vag Day” – first it was Lindsay, and now Nicky Hilton is in on the gig, too.
Animal rights nutjobs activists want this little guy dead. Listen up—you fuck with the baby polar bear, and I cut you, maing.- It’s the best headline ever, and sadly, I didn’t write it.
- It’s common knowledge that I’ve been wanting to romp in Jennifer Love Hewitt’s dirty pillows since I was a high school nerd reading Wuthering Heights against my will in AP English, but dammit, it’s hard to want her when she wears grandma’s lace camisole with a conservative white bra. WTF?
- I’ve never heard of this little tart before, but I can see her nipples. Daddy like.
- Richard Gere, star of the screen, and other things that are silver.
- Who’s your daddy? We’re gonna find out, so dig up that bracket and see if you’re a winner!
- Janice Dickinson — obnoxious, flexible, and banned from future LA fashion shows!
Did ya dig this? You'll like these, too:
Your Ad Here
via Popoholic
1 comment... add one!
1 What Would Lindsay Lohan Smoke? | Celebrity Hack || 1:05 am on 3.23.07
[…] of the times: I can’t believe how many people are searching for Janice Dickinson’s vag. […]