via DlistedToday the news became official — Nicole Richie blows dope, pops pills, and drives on the wrong side of the road without consequences! Apparently they’re going to “slap” her with a $1000 fine, but let’s be honest here… even a Z-lister could suck her way out of just about anything. On top of that, don’t you think all this ancillary publicity is going to net her at least a grand?
Hell, I heard the ole’ Cartoon Network was re-emerging with a new 70 pound poster bonerack girl, so that ought to cover her court costs and then some.

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1 mojodelirium || 12:38 pm on 2.18.07
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