Nicole Richie Got Pregnant to Avoid Jail?

~ 6.15.07 ~

Nicole Richie pregnantNicole Richie is pregnant.

Rumors that Nicole Richie is pregnant have been swirling around ever since she started sporting that stylishly distended belly, and it seems both her belly and the rumors are expanding. I don’t know how this crazy chick thinks she can eat for two when she can’t even eat for half a person, but here’s the scoop anyway.

Nicole Richie is being coy on the question of whether she’s pregnant, but a good pal of hers says she’s definitely carrying Joel Madden’s love spawn. “Nicole is kind of hoping her pregnancy will keep her out of jail,” the friend said.

Having a baby to avoid a short jail stay? Wouldn’t it be better to serve 20 days than be chained for 18 years? Of course, Mom should have never let that dude I met under the freeway tie her up in the first place, but I still fail to see how that was my fault.

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