Lindsay Lohan knows how to get off.Lindsay Lohan faces three possible felony charges for cocaine possession during her Herbie Fully Loaded Drunk Driving Tour and Lesbian Sideshow that ran from Memorial Day through late July. But at this point it doesn’t look like she’ll be prosecuted for any of those felony offenses.
We’re told charges may be filed tomorrow, and the D.A. is leaning toward rejecting three possible felonies. Sources say the D.A. almost certainly will not file cocaine charges in connection with her DUI bust Memorial Day weekend in Beverly Hills.
As for her July 24 arrest in Santa Monica, the D.A. could charge her with felony cocaine possession, and bringing cocaine into a correctional facility — also a felony. But we’re told that the D.A. is inclined not to file those felony charges either.
That basically leaves misdemeanor DUI charges for both incidents.
I guess the phrase “law enforcement” in LA is an oxymoron just like “military intelligence.” Just like those “watch your step” signs in the DA’s office really mean “Lohan’s getting her knees dirty delivering an oral argument.”
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