OJ Simpson’s If I Did It manuscript got leaked to the press.Humanitarian of the Millennium OJ Simpson wrote a book that many believe is his confession to the murders of Nicole Brown and Ronald Goldman, but no one wanted to touch it after the public collectively puked in disgust. TMZ got their hands on the manuscript, so prepare your barf bags.
I looked over at Goldman, and I was fuming. I guess he thought I was going to hit him, because he got into his little karate stance. “What the fuck is that?” I said. “You think you can take me with your karate shit?” He started circling me, bobbing and weaving, and if I hadn’t been so fucking angry I would have laughed in his face. “O.J., come on!” It was Charlie again, pleading. Nicole moaned, regaining consciousness. She stirred on the ground and opened her eyes and looked at me, but it didn’t seem like anything was registering. Charlie walked over and planted himself in front of me blocking my view. “We are fucking done here, man-let’s go!”
Karate against a big dude with a knife? That’s just dumb. What you do in that situation is casually pull out your gun and blow ‘em away, just like Indiana Jones or Phil Spector.
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1 karl anglin || 4:02 pm on 7.25.07
I saw Simpson at the Civic Auditorium in Santa Monica
California in March 1997. He was complaining about
having to sell his antique furniture to satisfy the
recent civil court judgement against him. A more
ungrateful individual I would be hard to find