O.J. Simpson Promises to
Get it Right Next Time

~ 2.7.07 ~

O.J. SimpsonVia Jossip

On the heels of his latest PR flop, O.J. “Orange Jumpsuit” Simpson is determined to squeeze the book turnip until it bleeds.

Apparently, the first book, If I Did It, wasn’t accurate enough because “there were a lot of inaccuracies about the case and about how I would have done things.” So, Simpson is busy gleefully “hypothesizing” about how he “really” would have done it.

This guy is no arm-chair quarterback.

So, while we’re on the topic… if OJ were to come to his own grisly demise, how would/should it happen?

O.J. Simpson with his Isotoner glove

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10 comments... add one!

  • 1 CelebrityCowboy || 4:04 pm on 2.7.07

    ” I never had sexual relations with that…glove ? “, shit was there a murder? What’s that got to do with this White Bronco…

  • 2 neuromute || 4:18 pm on 2.7.07

    I would chase him through an airport with an axe, and see how long his lame old knees lasted before the vivisection.

  • 3 Haggis || 3:31 pm on 2.8.07

    “Naked Gun 4: Naked Glove now in production”

  • 4 juanito || 7:43 pm on 2.8.07

    OJ’s upcoming movie: “Sick Sense”

  • 5 dav1d.net || 3:03 pm on 2.10.07

    Look, with a couple buttons for eyes and a small blonde wig, you’ll never know the difference when you use this glove for love!

  • 6 sam || 10:53 am on 2.11.07

    In an effort to deflect attention from himself, OJ then pointed and said “Hey, look at Mike Tyson”.

  • 7 mojodelirium || 5:55 pm on 2.12.07

    “I hope they don’t bend me over and make me show my Heisman Trophy storage area.”

  • 8 maecuff || 6:14 pm on 2.12.07

    “Morons…bitch ruined my OTHER gloves.”

  • 9 ihatecelebs || 2:20 am on 2.13.07

    “OK, one more time… I wear the white glove when dancing to Thriller at parties and the black glove is for killing… Duh!”

  • 10 ducci23 || 2:41 pm on 2.15.07

    “Hmm, maybe I should ask T.O for career and book writing advice..he’s a stand up guy”

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