On the heels of his latest PR flop, O.J. “Orange Jumpsuit” Simpson is determined to squeeze the book turnip until it bleeds.
Apparently, the first book, If I Did It, wasn’t accurate enough because “there were a lot of inaccuracies about the case and about how I would have done things.” So, Simpson is busy gleefully “hypothesizing” about how he “really” would have done it.
This guy is no arm-chair quarterback.
So, while we’re on the topic… if OJ were to come to his own grisly demise, how would/should it happen?

