O.J. Simpson Promises to
Get it Right Next Time

~ 2.7.07 ~

On the heels of his latest PR flop, O.J. “Orange Jumpsuit” Simpson is determined to squeeze the book turnip until it bleeds.

Apparently, the first book, If I Did It, wasn’t accurate enough because “there were a lot of inaccuracies about the case and about how I would have done things.” So, Simpson is busy gleefully “hypothesizing” about how he “really” would have done it.

This guy is no arm-chair quarterback.

So, while we’re on the topic… if OJ were to come to his own grisly demise, how would/should it happen?

O.J. Simpson with his Isotoner glove


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