Well, we called it back in February when we seeded OJ Simpson at number four in the Twin Peaks Regional of the Anna Nicole Baby Daddy Bracket. Considered by many at the time to be a dark horse in the race, we never had a doubt that he was a viable contender.
Now, the New York Post (who must have missed the bracket, sheesh) reports that OJ is “throwing his hat in the ring,” and even worried about his liability issues affecting the baby:
I hope they don’t do a DNA test on Anna Nicole’s baby. If they find out Dannielynn is mine, I don’t want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money - or the baby herself.
Given OJ’s history with large-breasted, blonde, white women, some might think that he’s a more likely suspect in Anna Nicole’s death than her impregnation, but you never know. In that case, I tend to think OJ would have taken out Howard K. Stern as well, given those jealousy issues and a propensity for double homicide.
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1 March Madness: Fill Out Your Anna Nicole Baby Daddy Bracket This Week! | Celebrity Hack || 4:42 pm on 3.12.07
[…] throughout the season. In recent weeks, however, we’ve seen the emergence of some real dark horse contenders (or should I say, trojan […]
2 Chris || 10:18 am on 3.13.07
Can’t this guy stop stabbing white girls?!
3 Nicole Richie Diagnosed with Hypoglycemia, Obvious is the New Black | Celebrity Hack || 1:15 pm on 3.21.07
[…] Imagine that, hypoglycemia as a side effect of NOT EATING. Now I know how OJ is going to feel when he finds out he’s not the father of Anna Nicole’s baby. […]