Oops, Britney Bails Out of Rehab Again

~ 2.21.07 ~

Britney Spears Bails on Rehab Again

I’ll admit, once Britney re-entered rehab after seemingly losing all touch with reality and strategic grooming concerns, we were going to lay off of her. She clearly has problems, and it didn’t seem fair to keep piling on after she checked into Promises in Malibu to try to get help (again).

But then, wouldn’t ya know it, she splits (again) after less than 24 hours, bailing out like Snake Plisskin with a clemency deal. Incredibly, she is reportedly in an attorney’s office in West Hollywood “flipping out because Kevin Federline won’t let her see their two boys.”

Frankly, I think K-Fed could face child endangerment charges if he does let crazy near the kids. For all he knows Britney thinks Jesus wants her to star in the Andrea Yates rock opera she’s been composing in those quiet moments between morning dry heaves and afternoon self-medication therapy.

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6 comments... add one!

  • 1 Scott || 11:09 pm on 2.21.07

    Would the real slim shady please stand up

  • 2 chas || 2:07 am on 2.22.07

    neo-mouseketeer.

  • 3 chas || 3:05 am on 2.22.07

    Even the President think this will end badly.

  • 4 Lynch || 6:42 am on 2.22.07

    When Michael Stipe woke up that morning he never dreamed that today would be the day that he was mistaken for Britney Spears.

  • 5 mojodelirium || 10:45 am on 2.23.07

    It’s been reported Britney Spears will star in the new Disney film, “Butterbean Goes Bonkers”.

  • 6 jemappellekanel || 3:48 pm on 2.24.07

    Renowned activist, TheSlutMa Blondie vows to fast until America withdraws from Iraq, but can’t go more than 1-day. What do you think got to her…the food, drug, sleep, or dick deprivation?

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