Owen Wilson nose that Kate Hudson is his bitchKate Hudson and Owen Wilson have been seeing each other for a while now, and things seem to be getting serious. Not only did the two go mattress shopping together, they also couldn’t wait until they got it back home before trying to do a little somethin’ somethin’ right there in the store.
The cute-as-pie couple stretched side-by-side on the potential launch-pad of their love life, locked in embrace and – as shoppers gawked – started counting down to blast-off! Owen kissed Kate…Kate kissed Owen…then Owen yelped: “Hey!” – and flinched as an elderly lady smacked his butt and snapped: “STOP! If you want to do that, get a room. I DON’T want to watch this!”
Man, if I owned that mattress store, I would have started selling tickets. You’ve got the celebrity porn angle, the granny angle, and a little light S&M action in the mix. Trick Owen into putting on a furry bunny suit, recruit an amputee and a midget, and catch the action on your cell phone camera. You’re kicking it in the Caribbean in no time.
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