P. Diddy said nothing of the calluses he got from 30 consecutive hours of tantric sex- P. Diddy has sex for 30 hours after drinking champagne at the Eiffel Tower. In London. It has to be true—I read it on the Internet!
- Oh, and one of those marathon sessions with the fat girl from Danity Kane may have netted Diddy his fourth baby mama!
- 50-foot tall robotic replica of Michael Jackson too good to be true, thousands of jokes will never be made.
- Fortunately, we know that nothing picks up for a lull in humor like a nice pair of breasts, which is why you should take a look at Jessica Biel’s.
- Young Hollywood is awesome. Case in point? Hilary Duff’s duff gets hotter every day.
- News flash: Tom Cruise is a maniacal, obsessive little Napoleonic fucker.
- What happens when politicians bust a move?
- Remember when we theorized that George Clooney leaked the Huckabees tantrum video? George says we were wrong.
- This was Courtney Love after the 2007 Oscars. This is Courtney Love now, 45 pounds lighter. One month later. Yeah. Crack. Yeah.
- Baby Borat on the way. Niiiiiice!
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1 stranger || 8:36 pm on 8.31.07
“P. Diddy has sex for 30 hours after drinking champagne at the Eiffel Tower. In London. It has to be true—I read it on the Internet”
Don’t if this a joke or not but the Eiffel Tower is Paris not london
2 Celebrity Hack || 2:03 pm on 9.1.07
Yes, that and Diddy are the jokes. Hurrah for you!