Miley Cyrus Discovered Beneath a
Pound of Makeup

~ 2.15.08 ~

Miley Cyrus at the 2008 GrammysTake the Miley Cyrus challenge! Try to stare at her for 20 seconds.

Ok, am I crazy, or does Disney train their young starlets to dress and act like middle-aged harlots?

Miley Cyrus stepped out the Grammys on Sunday with jet-black extensions and more makeup than Tammy Faye Baker. I mean, is this what 15-year old girls are supposed to look like now? Disney just seems to have a thing for creating cash cows out of these young ladies, but it seems like exploitation to me.

Miley, I’m only going to tell you this once, fire your stylist and find something that covers your ass. After all, you have your whole life ahead of you to look like a hooker. Oh yeah, one more thing, use a rubber! If you procreate and pass on that weird mouth gene of yours, I will just die.

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