via What do you get when you combine eating disorders, drug addictions, elitism, and 2,000 pounds of blubber?
A hit show!
According to reports, Paris “Thickburger” Hilton and Nicole Richie will be dishing out their world-famous weight loss tips to a hopeless cast of fat campers in the upcoming season of The Simple Life. Fireside camp topics include:
- Stuffing Your Face? Try Stuffing Your Nose!
- Secrets of the In-and-Out Burger
- Fitting Room Exercises Exposed!