Paris and Nicole to Help Fat People
Lose Weight, Brain Cells

~ 3.19.07 ~

What do you get when you combine eating disorders, drug addictions, elitism, and 2,000 pounds of blubber?

A hit show!

According to reports, Paris “Thickburger” Hilton and Nicole Richie will be dishing out their world-famous weight loss tips to a hopeless cast of fat campers in the upcoming season of The Simple Life. Fireside camp topics include:

  • Stuffing Your Face? Try Stuffing Your Nose!
  • Secrets of the In-and-Out Burger
  • Fitting Room Exercises Exposed!

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3 comments... add one!

  • 1 mike || 12:52 pm on 3.19.07

    rotfl, this picture is really funny man.

  • 2 blah blah || 11:01 pm on 3.19.07

    they better call lindsay too

  • 3 blah blah || 11:02 pm on 3.19.07

    ps the captions are perfect for this pic and article

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