Late last month, I mentioned in passing that Paris Hilton had signed on to make Josh Henderson famous. And by famous I mean give him a fiery case of herpes and the name of a doctor who will prescribe him Valtrex without a consultation.
In the past, Paris brought us shocking PR maneuvers like the nipple slip, vag flash, and even the trendy sex tape. Now that she’s dating Josh, you’d think that she’d try to stay on the cutting edge of what’s “hot,” but instead, all she’s done is give herself a wedgie and expose a bit of her heiress ass.
Sad part is, this crap still works. When will we finally live in a society where celebrities are judged not by what they’re willing to do, but instead by the overall quality of their miscellaneous public flashings?
Study Paris’ ass intently after the jump.
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1 Paris Only Makes a Half assed Attempt to Rep… | The Hottness || 9:51 pm on 4.9.07
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2 Kim Kardashian Doesn’t Need Paris Anymore | Celebrity Hack || 12:36 pm on 5.14.07
[…] That Kim’s a smart gal, because Paris’ shadow is abnormally large. It’s so large, in fact, that I recently discovered Josh Henderson crying out for publicity from beneath the heiress’ ass wrinkle. […]
3 IvyLynn || 9:52 pm on 10.23.07
Paris…Schmaris…
Isn’t there a “procedure” to have that lazy eye/ass fixed?