Paris Makes Half-Assed Attempt to Promote Boyfriend Josh Henderson

~ 4.9.07 ~

Paris Hilton's assLate last month, I mentioned in passing that Paris Hilton had signed on to make Josh Henderson famous. And by famous I mean give him a fiery case of herpes and the name of a doctor who will prescribe him Valtrex without a consultation.

In the past, Paris brought us shocking PR maneuvers like the nipple slip, vag flash, and even the trendy sex tape. Now that she’s dating Josh, you’d think that she’d try to stay on the cutting edge of what’s “hot,” but instead, all she’s done is give herself a wedgie and expose a bit of her heiress ass.

Sad part is, this crap still works. When will we finally live in a society where celebrities are judged not by what they’re willing to do, but instead by the overall quality of their miscellaneous public flashings?

Study Paris’ ass intently after the jump.

Paris Hilton’s Super Short Dress on a Saturday Night with Josh HendersonParis Hilton Wears a Really Short Designer Green Dress, Her Ass Hangs Out Later in the EveningParis Hilton Flashes Her Ass on a Saturday Night Date with Josh HendersonParis Hilton Rocks a Chanel Purse and a Designer Green Dress on Her Date with Josh HendersonParis Hilton and Josh Henderson Hit Hollywood on a Saturday Night DateParis Hilton and Josh Henderson on a Date, Paris Later Exposes Her AssParis Hilton is Not Camera Shy, Especially on Saturday Night Where She Shows Off Her AssParis Hilton Rocks a Long, Wavy Hairstyle, a Short Green Designer Dress, and a Chanel HandbagParis Hilton Attempts to Look Shy in Her Designer Green Dress with Her Chanel Handbag

Photo credits: Flynet, X17


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