What’s With Paris Hilton’s Crotch?

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• 1 ilovepearson || 12:10 am on 2.7.07

  it’s urlacher’s play

• 2 geeteeeffbeefan || 12:27 am on 2.7.07

  “I didn’t know you were a tucker!”

• 3 neuromute || 12:30 am on 2.7.07

  “I think someone threw up down here. Ewww… corn!”

• 4 CelebrityCowboy || 12:33 am on 2.7.07

  “Did she pay her storage bill ?”

• 5 Scathing Wit || 12:53 pm on 2.8.07

  The rotting stench of American culture. Or gonorrhea.

• 6 Haggis || 3:34 pm on 2.8.07

  “I think I can see Lemmiwinks!” (Obscure South Park reference)

• 7 ckilgore || 6:09 pm on 2.8.07

  What on Earth is that hazmat team thinking going in there without protective gear?

• 8 Scott || 8:18 pm on 2.8.07

  Insert Here->

• 9 swamble || 8:32 pm on 2.8.07

  “Stop scratching the shakira, this is no good for my sexytime.”

• 10 dav1d.net || 1:06 am on 2.9.07

  For the last time, Paris.. the cell phone goes in your PURSE!

• 11 HART (1-800-HART) || 2:45 pm on 2.10.07

  Tinkerbell! You’ve Come Back!

• 12 dav1d.net || 3:17 pm on 2.10.07

  Paris, this is probably the FIRST place they’ll look..

• 13 sam || 10:56 am on 2.11.07

  “oh, that’s a taste? These senses confuse me.”

• 14 mojodelirium || 1:24 pm on 2.12.07

  Crickets! I keep hearing crickets!

• 15 maecuff || 6:14 pm on 2.12.07

  “You still haven’t found Nicole”?

• 16 ihatecelebs || 2:14 am on 2.13.07

  “GENTLEMEN… START YOUR PENISES !!!” was heard as soon as the Hilton Formula 1 pit crew made their final modifications…

• 17 ducci23 || 11:46 am on 2.15.07

  “Um, yup…that definitely looks infected”

• 18 jaguar1966 || 6:35 pm on 2.15.07

  Tara ! I told you to leave my kitty alone ! she only does B list. MEOW

• 19 fendi || 3:42 pm on 2.16.07

  Do you guys smell that? I used all the Monistat! Oh, it’s not oral?

• 20 lkrisbaby708 || 12:49 am on 2.17.07

  thanks tinkerbell, you, the tuna fish, and your tongue..thankyou all…just because i wanted play time didnt mean i wanted the 9 week old tampax stuck in my hoo…but you know, that is soo hottt…