Paris Hilton will be electronically tagged in jail so she doesn’t get physically tagged.Paris Hilton will be tagged when she arrives at jail, and I’m not talking about just in the showers. She’ll be wearing an electronic device for her own safety.
The hotel heiress will be provided with a panic device giving her a 24-hour link to prison guards in case she encounters trouble when she begins her prison sentence next month, according to Britain’s The Sun newspaper.
Oh boy, you can just imagine what’s coming, right?
- “Guard, I need a latte.”
- “Guard, I think I broke a nail.”
- “Guard, come quick! The herpes is flaring up!”
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1 Marfa || 1:15 am on 5.23.07
“Guard, I don’t belong here!” “I was FRAMED!” “Waaaaaaaaaaaa!”
2 Parisss || 11:37 pm on 6.8.07
“Guard, Guard, Come here!Quick!….Wait, what was i gonna say?…Man im hot!…oh yeah i remember!…i was just gonna ask how much i’d have to pay you to let me out!…..wait, first can you fetch me my phone?….thanx ur a doll…”