Paris Hilton falls for that one every time, despite her lawyers’ warningsI’m not talking about her amateur porn career, either.
Apparently, L.A. County jails are so overcrowded that large numbers of inmates are currently serving less than half of their sentences. Gee, didn’t see that one coming! Of course, this means that Paris Hilton won’t have to serve her full 45-day sentence, which we all knew would happen—we just weren’t sure how. Here’s the skinny on how this skinny bitch will get off:
Overcrowding has been a major issue in the L.A. County jail system, with some inmates – even violent ones – serving as little as 10% of their sentences. (If that standard was applied to Hilton, she would serve less than a week in jail.)
Actress Michelle Rodriguez, who starred on “Lost,” was sentenced to 60 days in jail for a probation violation last year but ended up serving less than a day in jail.
So in the spirit of L.A., Paris will do a drive by of the county jail en route to her hair appointment, which will be followed by a hot shower, because she’ll need to get the plebeian stank off of her heiry ass.
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1 MardiGirl || 4:23 pm on 5.11.07
One of Hack’s more punny posts….
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