Jenna via The SuperficialLooking like you just stepped out of a morgue?
Now that’s hot.
It’s not a good time to be Paris “Above the Law” Hilton. After leaving a Virgin Megastore (wishful thinking, Paris) a couple of nights ago, she forgot to turn on her Bentley’s headlights. One adept officer, who was not holding coffee or donuts at the time, spotted this, thought, “Rich bastard… I’m gon git ya,” and pulled her over. Turns out her heiress was driving on a suspended license, so the cops ended up towing her car, and she now faces up to 90 days worth of jail time (please, please please!).
With her fried hair, her fake red tan, and her obvious Botox face, Paris is quickly morphing into—I never thought I’d say this—Jenna Jameson. Ron Jeremy happened to spot Paris in the parking lot and quickly offered her a job, which she happily accepted. While Ms. Hilton can only stand in for Jenna from the neck up, she’s being put to good use for those crucial climactic scenes.
Speaking of which, what the fug happened to Jenna??
6 comments... add one!
1 blah blah || 12:33 am on 3.2.07
is jenna some kind of drag queen or something? I never heard of her….
2 Krow || 11:58 am on 3.2.07
Seeing these results, I don’t think women should accept Jenna’s recommendations of quality “facial cream”.
3 Marcie || 2:20 am on 3.5.07
Or did was jenna struck by the curse known as……………….by 30 you get the face you deserve?
It looks like Winter has come for Jenna because she now looks like the Water Fairy in the Book of Gnomes.
4 Hallelujah! Paris Hilton is Going to Jail! | Celebrity Hack || 10:47 pm on 5.4.07
[…] with 2200 of her closest friends at the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California, for breaking the terms of her probation. Paris broke into tears, and her mother Kathy acted like your typical aristocrat when faced with […]
5 leftyrh || 5:43 am on 5.18.07
with all the the money she has maybe she’s paying them so she can do what she does best and become even more famous.And with the money she has she could have gotten more for her money (it was an improvement) than the size of a teenager.
6 DEBRA ANN SMITH || 4:43 am on 10.19.07
TOO FUNNY