It’s Official… Paris Hilton Has Fake Funbags

~ 3.28.07 ~

Paris Hilton has fake boobsThe speculation over Paris Hilton’s rapid increase in bra size has given way to an inevitable conclusion—she must have had a boob job. And like Kellie Pickler before her, I’ve got to commend her on the work she had done.

Plastic surgery truly is amazing… Hilton’s new rack is so enticing in these pictures that I’d almost take the genital warts that come along with the ride. And yes, this strain does eat right through latex. Now, if she would fix that hooked beak of hers, I’d just take my Valtrex and daily penicillin like a man and be hittin’ it like Barry Bonds.

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  • 1 Tom Cruise, Hitler, and Scientology: Who Can Resist? | Celebrity Hack || 11:10 pm on 3.28.07

    […] Oh come on now… this is ridiculous. Just because right at the fateful moment before the bomb explodes, an alien tractor beam pulled Adolph into a Xenu mothership so Hitler could continue to keep a Thetan down doesn’t mean Tom Cruise is going to put a Scientology spin on things. History is history, people, and I think we can feel safe believing anything this film says about Hitler, the JFK assassination, 9/11, and the mystery surrounding Paris Hilton’s new boobs. […]

  • 2 Sheila || 1:23 pm on 3.29.07

    Um…yeah, i’ve seen the first picture before. Nice job on covering ” Club sandwhiches not seals” :P

  • 3 Paris Hilton Boob Job Mystery Solved! | Celebrity Hack || 11:37 am on 3.30.07

    […] March: Paris experiences massive increase in cup size. […]

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