via I’m Not ObsessedEveryone wants to assume that Paris got a boob job based on the way her puppies are pushed up in this pic. But seriously, people, wouldn’t we all know if she was out of the spotlight long enough to recover from an operation like that?
I have a different theory.
You can clearly see that Paris has been hitting the gym with her designer lifting gloves, and I’m pretty sure she’s got friends in the Bay area who are hooking her up with some juice “help.” Based on how beefy her pecs look here, I’m betting she’ll be able to bench press Nicole Richie at this year’s competition!
8 comments... add one!
1 vitaminpshow || 3:25 am on 2.15.07
“Seriously Brittany, when I poisoned Anna Nicole, I was totally wearing gloves, so there’s like, totally no fingerprints anywhere.”
2 Self Employed || 3:36 am on 2.15.07
“I’m not really talking on this thing I’m just trying to get everyones eyes of these horrible gloves I’m wearing”
3 NIKWEAV || 11:58 am on 2.15.07
Quit calling me, Howard!!
4 ducci23 || 12:03 pm on 2.15.07
“yeah, my prescrition will be ready when? Valtrex, thats correct”
5 jaguar1966 || 6:17 pm on 2.15.07
Hey Barry (Bonds), this shit really works ! I should have listened to you last year when we shagged that night on the night vision video. Check out my arms and boobs… They have grown… just like your thick neck ! You were right… BALCO rocks ! I’ll keep using the “clear” I know.. its only a creme.. not a steroid. Love ya. ! Paris
6 jaguar1966 || 6:26 pm on 2.15.07
Hey Howard K Stern… Just take the mini fridge and send it fedex priority overnite. The methadone should not go bad. Not worried about the slim fast and the Trimspa… but the injectables would be appreciated.
7 fendi || 3:24 pm on 2.16.07
I’m telling you…I’m looking at them right now, and they’re getting bigger by the second! This stuff really works….That’s so hot!
8 lkrisbaby708 || 12:37 am on 2.17.07
what do you mean nicole doesnt wanna be my friend?i hate rich people..they change…tinkerbell were are you?