Paris Hilton is already out of jail.Well, it didn’t take long for the wonky eye of evil to do its dirty work and allow Paris Hilton to convince the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department to set her free after only 3 days. Authorities are citing “medical reasons” but won’t go into detail as to what that means.
Paris will be under house confinement in her West Hollywood home for 40 days, where she has a 3000-4000 ft. radius of freedom. Her jail cell was 96 square feet. After the 40 days are up, Whitmore says she will have “fulfilled her debt to society.”
Official sources may be keeping mum, but my cousin confidential insider on staff at the jail told me the following:
“Man, we just don’t have that sort of Valtrex supply around here. Apparently she has some sort of underground stash of it in a bunker in West Hollywood, and they had no choice but to allow her to access it due to this monumental flare up. Frankly, I’m glad the bitch is gone.”
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1 Shawna || 1:58 pm on 6.7.07
HAha! I love that absolut bullshit picture…classic! If the other prisoners don’t start a riot due to the injustice, it’s only because they’re glad she’s gone. The only thing worse than being in prison, is being in prison with the likes of paris. I think that is the news want to report something worthwhile, they should publish the picture of her from this website: http://www.hollywoodzombies.com. I work with them and I think the pics are hilarious…a lot more appropriate than the airbrushed images used in all of the articles I’ve seen so far…there are a lot of other celebrity zombie pics on the site as well…hope you get a kick out of them like I did!
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