Paris Gets Sentence Cut in Half for Simply Showing Up to Court

~ 5.17.07 ~

Paris Hilton cries in House of WaxYep, 23 days in jail will be rough for Paris Hilton

Amazing. Paris Hilton has had her 45 day jail sentence cut to 23 days because she actually showed up to be sentenced. And they wonder why people think the United States legal system is screwed?

Her sentence was shortened after jail officials gave her credit for good behavior, Whitmore said. Officials considered several factors in calculating the credit, including that she appeared for her latest court date, he said.

She shows up for her required court date so she can be sentenced for violating probation, and her sentence is cut for doing what she was supposed to do? I guess the second half will be forgiven for actually showing up to jail on time, with an award from the city for flossing regularly and maintaining a diet low in polyunsaturated fats. Next thing you know, we’ll owe her money because she looks both ways before crossing the street.

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