Paris Prefers Weed Over Valtrex for Those Occasional Outbreaks

~ 2.22.07 ~

Poor Paris Hilton has no privacy. In fact, she can’t even smoke a joint in the car without someone spotting her and snapping a picture. Poor, poor Paris.

Given all the other things we’ve had the misfortune of seeing Paris do, like getting boned in an alley and singing and dancing to racial slurs, it might actually be relieving to see her chill out with some of God’s green earth. But really, this chick lives the public life, and she can blow a J in public with impunity? I’m not trying to hate on her Highness for loosening up a bit, but Princess Paris could really use a few days in the county lockdown in order to achieve an attitude adjustment that sticks with her for a long, long time.


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6 comments... add one!

  • 1 chas || 6:34 pm on 2.22.07

    This chick gives weed a bad name.

  • 2 Joe Morso || 6:57 pm on 2.22.07

    Dude, where’s my vagina?

  • 3 chas || 7:00 pm on 2.22.07

    Um, yeah, totally, wait what was the question? (And No One Even Noticed)

  • 4 Lynch || 7:08 pm on 2.22.07

    Honestly, finding out Paris smokes dope is like finding out that the sky is blue. Only the sky is less obvious.

  • 5 indicalover || 5:48 pm on 2.23.07

    Of course I rolled that myself! Do you think I’m completely useless?

  • 6 sam || 8:19 pm on 2.25.07

    “…but all the cool whores are doing it…”

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