Paula Abdul Has Fallen and
Can’t Reach Her Drink

~ 5.22.07 ~

Paula AbdulPaula Abdul tripped and broke her nose.

In yet another vivid clue that Paula Abdul never drinks or does drugs (ahem), Paula has reportedly fallen down and broken her nose.

As first reported by “EXTRA,” ever loopy “American Idol” judge Paula Abdul broke her nose over the weekend, when she tripped while trying to avoid stepping on her dog – a large, threatening, fear-instilling chihuahua named Tulip.

I’m telling you, pets are dangerous. Darting in and out, acting crazy. I’ve been tripped by a pet myself, and I hardly had anything to drink. Fucking goldfish.

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