Paula Abdul didn’t break her nose.Only a drunk would make up a cover story about tripping over a Chihuahua and breaking her nose, when her nose is clearly not broken. A source tells Page Six that the whole thing was a very bad lie.
“Paula did not break her nose. She had pitched a fit, threw something into a mirror or glass object, and a shard of glass struck her in the face, which explains why Paula’s nose didn’t seem swollen,” said our spy. A rep for Abdul termed the account “absolutely, categorically untrue.”
I guess it’s better to be seen as a clumsy drunk fool than a raging drunk fool, but it’s still a bad story. That’s one of those stories you come up with at the tail end of a bender when the sun’s coming up and you can’t find your car and there’s a dead hooker in the vicinity. It never sounds as good when the prosecutor introduces it into evidence.
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