American Idol judge Paula Abdul.If anyone has got their act together and is perfectly positioned to offer advice to others, it’s Paula Abdul. The slurring American Idol judge will no doubt inspire hallucinogenic visions of bliss in her target market.
“I’m teaming up with the people behind the ‘Chicken Soup For The Soul’ books and greeting cards aimed at girls and young women. The message will be ‘keep your dreams alive.’”
I’m not sure what Paula knows about self-help beyond self-medication. Chicken soup for the soul? Honey, I hate to break it to you, but OxyContin does not qualify as broth, no matter how nicely it goes with noodles and hot water.
No comments... add one!
There are no comments yet...Kick things off by filling out the form below.