Strung out British rocker Pete Doherty had planned to surprise his girlfriend, Kate Moss, by getting his penis pierced this week while she’s out of town. Of course, the surprise is officially blown since some tabloid hack got wind of Pete’s Prince Albert (NSFW) ambition and broke it on international news wires.
“He is so excited and has managed to keep it a secret from Kate so far. He’s gone for the most painful 14mm hole because he wants to wear large pieces of jewellery.”
In this case, “large pieces of jewellery” probably refers to Pete’s crack pipe, which I can see him hanging from the end of lil’ Petey while the wispy Kate takes a hit. Afterwards, the two ghouls will probably get it on like albino chihuahuas—I just hope Pete remembers to remove the pipe first.
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1 JOE CAPRIO || 11:36 am on 6.18.07
IT IS OBVIOUS THAT THIS YOUNG MANS GENE POOL WAS DRAINED AT BIRTH.