via Oh those British Royals… such an interesting lot, eh? Just weeks short of his deployment to Iraq, Prince Harry had to get his swerve on and chase a little tail.
The prince true playa had an appointment Saturday evening with Red Bull, vodka, and a chick who isn’t his girlfriend, according to the News of the World. Things got really interesting when Harry slipped out the back to avoid being seen with his primary companion of the evening, former TV presenter Natalie Pinkham, while his girlfriend Chelsy Davy is away.
A photographer spotted Harry however, and all hell broke loose according to the shell-shocked paparazzo:
“He saw me as he came out of the club’s rear entrance because he didn’t want to be spotted leaving with Natalie.
“He screamed at me to ‘F*** off’, then grabbed me and tried to shove me over. He had his hands around my collar and back.
“It was an assault. I’ve never known anything like it before.”
Harry then took off towards the car, and ended up completely busting his ass. Worse, his fall revealed a matching pink-socks-and-boxer-shorts combo, proving that jolly old England is observing its own “don’t ask, don’t tell†policy when it comes to switch hitters.