Prince William Is a Royal Pervert

~ 3.27.07 ~

Not to be outdone by his younger brother’s ESPN moment, Prince William gets his grope on with a random Brazilian 18-year-old last weekend. Let’s listen in, faithful readers:

I thought it couldn’t be the future king — but now I’ve seen the picture it’s no wonder he has a smile on his face! He has big manly hands and certainly knows what to do with them.

I think she should have just smacked him in his big ass nose. I mean really… how could she miss? On the other hand, these boys think they have a free pass at everything, especially since they can pull the Diana card at any time if they get in real trouble.

Boy: Hey, that’s me bird!

William: Step aside, lad… future King of England here.

Girl: Hey, that’s me titties!

William: King of England… deal with it.

Bobby: Come along, William.

William: You did hear that me mum died, right?


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3 comments... add one!

  • 1 blah blah || 2:12 pm on 3.28.07

    what the hell was that dialogue supposed to be about???

  • 2 Star Jones, Party Starter | Celebrity Hack || 8:19 pm on 3.28.07

    […] Prince William with his exciting two-bagger off a squeeze play […]

  • 3 Melissa || 7:55 pm on 7.31.07

    kay, thats really mean what you are putting on here. so give it the fuck up right now! Jesus Christ making fun of diana that way! You god damn assos, and making fun of those royal guys and saying his nose is big!!??! Dont you ever god damn speak another word about any of those people! I swear to god! Stop being such a faget! And another, I bet his cock is bigger then yours! haha:P you suck. bitchs screw off.

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