Rosie O’Donnell quits The View, The Donald thinks it went like thisWell, maybe everyone will shut the hell up about Rosie O’Donnell and I can avoid looking at her—Rosie has confirmed the rumors this morning that she is leaving The View. TMZ has video, if you’re at all interested in listening to her speak.
Here’s the less painful version:
“Breaking news! I’ve decided we couldn’t come to terms with my deal, so next year I’m not going to be on ‘The View’.” Rosie explained that she wanted a one-year deal, while ABC wanted three years. She insisted that she wasn’t fired by ABC or Barbara Walters – “They’re not kicking me out!” she said.
The really funny part is the fact that Donald Trump is taking the credit for getting Rosie “kicked off” the show. I’m thinking Bill O’Reilly and Tom DeLay will take issue with that proclamation. Since windbag Trump is into wrestling these days, maybe he, O’Reilly and DeLay can do a cage match battle to the death, and then Rosie will show up wearing a cape and a Mexican wrestling mask and pull the ole fat-fold smother on all three of them. Nachooooo!!!

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